My New Post

Right now I am suffering from a massive head cold, insomnia, and thirst (but too lazy to get out of bed to get a drink of water). But that's ok, I have my lap top and my husband is watching a James Bond, so I guess I should be ok. Since I haven't nothing better to do (I've seen this Bond before during a Bond-a-thon one Thanksgiving weekend before the kids came along... Ya ya ya, I'm a closet Bond fan... don't tell Gary) I figured I'd (try) to be (cool) like my older (and wiser) sister, Maureena. But, I'm just not as funny as her, so I will leave you with this new post.

Open your Eyes, Dammit!

Since it's been so long since a post, and since I'm pretty lame and can't ever think of funny things to write, I tried to think of a pet pieve of mine. And think of one I did! So there's this thing I like to call Eye Stuttering. But I don't like it, I hate it. I hate it when I'm trying to carryon a normal conversation with someone and they talk with their eyes closed. It's like a head nod with your eyes closed- is it supposed to be more meaningful or something?? Just look at me when your talking!

T.O.C.

So, let me just tell you all about a funny thing that happened tonight while Lucy was in the bathtub. First off, she had a bit of gas earlier tonight. So, as she was enjoy her tubby she tooted. She looked at me and just totally started laughing! (It made that funny underwater sound, and a few bubbles surfaced. It's fun, we've all been there & done that...) So yeah, being the clever mom that I am, I said, "Do it again!" She then proceeded to toot (that's what we are calling it at our house around the kids) again. She then busted up thinking she was the coolest thing ever. I of course, am rolling because not only did she understand me, SHE TOOTED ON COMMAND! So, I said it again. And again. Need I say more? I guess you can say she's a Bates? Or is that a Gardner? Any-hoo, I thought you'd all like to know that my sweet little Lu-Lu toots on command.

Bathtub- $400

Bath toys- $6.00

Baby wash- $3.75

Baby that farts on command- Priceless

My Title...

So, this is my blog. I guess I am a blogster now. I feel kind of cool, but I'm kind of scared too! I mean, I've never done anything technological like this! I mean, I can use a fax machine, no questions asked, but a blog! So, I guess for all my fans out there, just keep checking back. I swear to you that I'll post something worth checking back for. Maybe a rhyme, maybe a story, maybe a pic- who knows! So, on that note, let me just leave you with a bit of dirt on me:

I suffer from "middle childhood syndrome"...
I used to want to be in the circus, I wanted to be the Lady That Laughed!
I once owned & opperated a Bug Extermination Business, unfortunatly my office burned down while i was trying to roast a marshmellow from a tin can.
But, not to worry because I did have all records recorded on my computer in my stomach.
I wanted to design Fashion.
I wanted to write a book, still do.
I love Bon Jovi.
I love Had more!